blaxative

When someone has constipation, they used a large black penis to open up the rectum and increase flow of feces.

Person 1- Fuck me! I can't take a shit.
Person 2- You've got constipation, you need a blaxative.
Person 1- Whats that?
Person 2- Big black dick up your ass to widen it so you can take a shit.

by -mastablasta- June 23, 2010

blaxness

When you are married to a plumber and you indeed love him but you also know he needs to take a shower but you continue to smile.

Leslie came home and he had the blaxness look on his face

by DonutDaddy February 13, 2018

blax

1.) The only black person in the movie, but can be used on any black individual. (Always singular, never plural)

2.) Used to describe a black person, especially when predicting their downfall.

1. I knew blax was gettin got. Thats what he gets.

2. Blax had it coming.

by mommyshome June 21, 2004

BLAX

Blazing Lacrosse Player

Lax Player That Blazes

Lacrosse Player That Smokes Marijuana

A: Yo You Blaxin This Year?

B: Hell Yeah!!

by Austin88K October 7, 2008

blax

Word used to describe a group of black people. Can also be used to reference the entire race as a whole.

-I was walking home today and saw some blax hanging around on the sidewalk up ahead. Of course I quickly crossed the street to avoid them.

-Man, I hate blax. Every time I turn around they're shooting someone, robbing a convenient, and ruining our damn country.

by fennec2009 July 16, 2008

blax

A person who always ruins the joke. Also a person who tries to fit in by saying a joke, but it is never funny.

We had to hang out with a blax; he was 22 and still a virgin.

Example 2: I had to eat dinner with my blaxy date, therefore I left and she paid the bill.

by 80 h d September 5, 2010

blaxed

Being black and relaxed

When her son, Tyrone, asked her to help him with his home-work, Shaniqua replied ,"Sorry son but after a long hard day's work at the fried chicken factory, I'm too blaxed."

by Easy_Money December 18, 2015