blarted on the job

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise

"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"

by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015

Blart Job

When one receives a blow job whilst sharting.

Blarting exploded on the scene after its debut in Paul Blart Job Mall Cock.

by Blart King August 07, 2011