blarghalsnarf 

A person that is very strange and makes random noises during the time of 12:31 am and pm

Hey, why do you think Stephanie is such a Blarghalsnarf?
Well, it's 12:31 and look at the way that she's acting!

blarghalsnarf by TardisGirl9000 December 24, 2017

blargasnarful 

To castrate your dead grandfather in an open field, then take the testicles and fry them in a wok until golden brown, and proceed to feed them, with gravy, to your blind, feeble grandmother.

Holy shit dude, I can't believe you would actually do something like blargasnarful!!!

blargasnarful by A Duece, Special K October 10, 2003