blankemeyer 

A last name that only the sexiest of the sexiest can wield. Often accompanied by an even sexier first name and absolute sexual prowess.

Hey Evan, my name is Gabe Blankemeyer and of course I’ll have an interview with you! It would be my honor.

blankemeyer by YouCanRunButYouCannotHide March 24, 2021

Blanketeer 

One who will defend his or her share of blankets by any means necessary.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.

"Dammit Allison, I’m freezing, you are such a blanketeer."
"Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blanketeer."

Blanketeer by Luke and Dennis January 17, 2008

shane backemeyer 

Hot male who is usually single, but shouldn't. He has amazing blue eyes and an amazing body. All the girls like him but are too embarrassed to ask him out. He deserves better.

Shane Backemeyer is very HOT.

shane backemeyer by Shanwee May 19, 2018

Blanketeer 

One who will defend his or her share of blankets by any means necessary.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.

"Dammit Allison, I’m freezing, you are such a blanketeer."
"Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blaneteer."

Blanketeer by Luke and Dennis January 17, 2008