blandy salad Share definition Flag When a girl puts lettuce on your dick and then performs a blandy, good ones often contain some kind of salad dressing. My girl was given me such a good blandy salad last night, I just had to go eat some salad after blandy salad by Meehoy Neehoy March 16, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the blandy salad mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch