blair betts 

One of the best penalty killers around. Will throw his body in front of anything. Wins face-offs as easily as stealing candy from a baby. Pretty bad ass.

Bob: Wow! You just stopped a slapshot going 90 mph!

Bill: Yea, I pulled a real blair betts.

blair betts by bettsy19 January 5, 2008

betsy blair guts cake 

a bloody toe created in a battle of all epic battle fought at the end of the world where betsy blair guts cake fought benton oats and there was an explosion of sarcasm and all the worlds earthworms ate celery so all the celery eating bugs died and all the animals eating the bugs died and all the animals eat the animals that eat the bugs that eat the celery died and as their final words which were miraculously in english were: "Betsy Blair Guts Cake"
and all that was left of the entire world was a bloody mangled toe.

she stubbed her toe while doing something completely epic so her toe became Betsy Blair Guts Cake

betsy blair guts cake by NO! cake. Queleesha! May 4, 2008