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blagotist 

One who, when caught acting illegally, mounts a self-serving public-relations campaign in lieu of repentance.
Congressman Buncombe marked himself as a complete blagotist when he appeared on Larry King the night before his sentencing.
blagotist by Sir Rantsalot December 7, 2009
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blagovest 

Blagovest is a person who knows what he wants. He is a good and honest friend. Great lover, no doubt. His strength is his mind. Really handsome and always good looking. Good at any sports and always ready for an adventure. If you're feeling down he is the person for you.
Person: Who's the best?
Person: Blagovest!
blagovest by Love♡ January 8, 2018
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Blagovesta 

The name means a goddy and smart bitch. She knows everything. Don't mess with her because her best friend is going to kick your ass. Congrats on those who have that name, you are smart af
Blagovesta is smart bitch.
Blagovesta by Lora Dangel November 14, 2019

blagtastic

When you really cannot be bothered to revise or work for something that you need to do the next day or some day soon and you decide to wing it.

Commnoly heard on College campuses.
You: shit! we have that exam tomorrow don't we?
Friend: "yeah, been studying hard?"

You: fuck no... this is gonna be blagtastic.
blagtastic by latenitelegend{RK} April 30, 2011

Blaptist 

A person that will only use drugs intravenously because of their strong beliefs and extensive knowledge from experience.
No thank you. I appreciate your offer to smoke meth. But, I'm a Blaptist and I won't be converted. I don't smoke meth. I blap that shit.
Blaptist by So Short March 13, 2019

blakotism 

Like nepotism but applies to the practice of hiring a random black dude to appear like you know any black people
Trump had his African american fan but likely hired him out of blakotism.
blakotism by Darkbrew January 24, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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