Blacksmithing

Involves smashing your dick with a hammer. Repeatedly!

I feel like I could start blacksmithing.

Blacksmithing by def? July 31, 2011

Blacksmithing

The act of banging on metal and making a metal baby.

When I was blacksmithing last night I banged on a dirty piece of low carbon steel last night. Together we made a candle holder. It was wonderful.

Blacksmithing by Metal Babies October 19, 2011

blacksmithing

the act of wrapping your member tin foil during coitus in order to prevent conception. Conceived by Spawn in the twitch.tv show TheStrange.

Dude: I wrap my member in a condom, saran wrap, and engage in blacksmithing to make sure I don't get a girl pregnant.

Bro: That can't feel good.

Dude: Feels great to me! She isn't getting pregnant.

blacksmithing by thisRalf December 21, 2018

Blacksitting 

A word to define a babysitter, babysitting a black child.

Betty Sue: "I can't come out tonight I'm blacksitting Leshawn."

Blacksitting by Trump's got balls November 29, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019