aka Blak Ness Monster is an African-Canadian, Toronto based surrealist who's work hints on the struggle and stereotypes of a black male misunderstood. He plays on the fear directed towards his race, and through life experiences, realized he honed the power to manipulate and instill fear in the minds of others. With his bold fashion statements, actions, speech and "Blak" art, he views the world as his social experiment.
- Andy Warhol
Blak ness Monster is a surrealist.
Blackness Monster the FEAR of a black person. Monsters feed on fear.
Refers to a male individual having the last name of bach or bach contained within, who possess an enormous penis. Similar to the loch ness monster, the bachness monster is characteristic of an unusually large, cylindrical organ.
"Dude, last night I gave her the bachness monster."
or
"Fuck man, how am I supposed to bang her out with the bachness monster here?"
In the game of basketball, when a person shoots, the defender is allowed to try to deter, or block the shot. When the block is succesful, and extremely rediculous, the person who was blocked is then said to be "blochness monstered"
Did you see that!? Yao Ming just got BLOCHNESS MONSTERED by Nate Robinson!!!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.