blacking off

When you have drank so much alcohol that you are blacked out and decide to masturbate to no avail, and not being able to remember

I walked in Matty O's room last night and he was blacking off

by State O State December 9, 2008

blacking off

A white or caucasian person trying to act black

Hey did you see Jimmy? He is wearing some baggy pants, a flat brim hat, and some huge diamond earrings. Yeah I saw him, he was totally blacking off!

by stokley17 January 26, 2010

Blacking Off

Blacking Off is a form of autoeroticism in which a black person sexually stimulates their own genitals for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm. Stimulation may involve the use of hands, everyday objects, sex toys, or more rarely, the mouth (autofellatio and autocunnilingus). Blacking Off may also be performed with another black sex partner, either blacking off together or watching the other black partner Black Off, known as "Mutual Blacksturbation".

A job? Nah fam, I bet that Nigga be Blacking Off.

by Bobblesworth Von Spankleton November 12, 2025

Blackin' Off

The act of jacking off while blacked out. Typically results in mortifying embarrassment the following morning.

Pat: Mitch, I know I was drunk last night, but were you beating it on the living room couch last night when I walked in?

Mitch: Wish I remembered bro, I have the bad habbit of Blackin' Off when I drink too much.

by centrebro November 28, 2011

off-ramp blocking

the practice of some drivers that prevents others from changing lanes to exit a freeway or other high-speed roadway. the blocker is between the car exiting and the actual exit, and must be travelling in the lane furthest right (in left-hand-drive countries only,) and going at the same speed as the exiting car. this action can cause massive amounts of road rage because often drivers take extreme measures to maintain their position or to get off the road. the blocked driver must usually take the next exit, which is no problem in big cities. when out in the middle of nowhere, however, the next exit may be many miles ahead, increasing the feelings of road rage. note: if the exiting driver is trying to get off from the far left lane, he is a dumbass and should have his license revoked. in this case off-ramp blocking has not occured.

bonnie: these people are so rude here!! i was trying to change lanes so i could get off at 76th street, but some dumbass in a kia spectra stayed alongside of me for miles! i couldn't get off until national avenue!! what a bastard!!
connie: yeah, it's a real problem on the new bypass. lonnie calls it off-ramp blocking, but i call it sheer stupidity.
lonnie: you betcher ass, ladies!!

by earpuller July 2, 2006