Black Wood 

What a clarinet is sometimes jokingly referred to as.

"Get that black wood outta your mouth and go outside!"

Black Wood by dshjfsd October 11, 2009

black wood 

a black mans penis which is usually enormous and sometimes scary for women

Black wood that shit is scary.

black wood by vtown bitch May 24, 2006

Black Wood 

A small town Full of Criminals ,Drug Dealers And my kind of people they always pick fights and has a wawa in it

I love black wood it’s my kinda of town

Black Wood by Big Daddy138 November 18, 2019

J a y black wood 

When a man doesn’t shit for weeks. After a while the shit turns into solid stone then he proceeds to shit it out and uses it like a dildo

I just had the best j a y Black wood

J a y black wood by Galaxo March 14, 2023

black decker woody wood pecker

A black dick that is hard.

Jason had a black decker woody wood pecker.

black decker woody wood pecker by s3333xy July 11, 2010

Back wood gapped tooth cousin fucker 

A country person with a fucked up grill/ teeth who can't find sex anywhere else but with his/her cousin and they make a bad habit of it to the point sometimes of having kids together.

Guy1- Man Ricky's parents look just alike.

Guy2- Thats because they are cousins.

Guy1- So he has that webbed foot because they are a couple of Back wood gapped tooth cousin fuckers

Back wood gapped tooth cousin fucker by Leoheart December 12, 2010

Black Woodstock 

A euphemism for NBA All-Star Weekend. A celebration of a predominately African-American sport in the United States, NBA All-Star Weekend contains many activities that African-Americans enjoy. What makes the term "Woodstock" most appropriate (and ironic) is that the entertainment during NBA All-Star Weekend is the exact opposite of the 60's celebration of the same name. It is not outside, there is no rain, mud, dirty people, and camping; all things that African-American's tend to shy away from. Hence, never having a Woodstock that caters to the tastes of the African-American culture, NBA All-Star Weekend was dubbed "Black Woodstock".

Yo cuz, Kobe is throwing his first party ever at Black Woodstock this year! Gonna be hype!

Black Woodstock by markyy23 March 5, 2011