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black wood 

a black mans penis which is usually enormous and sometimes scary for women
Black wood that shit is scary.
black wood by vtown bitch May 24, 2006

Black Wood 

A small town Full of Criminals ,Drug Dealers And my kind of people they always pick fights and has a wawa in it
I love black wood it’s my kinda of town
Black Wood by Big Daddy138 November 18, 2019

J a y black wood 

When a man doesn’t shit for weeks. After a while the shit turns into solid stone then he proceeds to shit it out and uses it like a dildo
I just had the best j a y Black wood
J a y black wood by Galaxo March 14, 2023

black decker woody wood pecker

A black dick that is hard.
Jason had a black decker woody wood pecker.

Back wood gapped tooth cousin fucker 

A country person with a fucked up grill/ teeth who can't find sex anywhere else but with his/her cousin and they make a bad habit of it to the point sometimes of having kids together.
Guy1- Man Ricky's parents look just alike.

Guy2- Thats because they are cousins.

Guy1- So he has that webbed foot because they are a couple of Back wood gapped tooth cousin fuckers

Black Woodstock 

A euphemism for NBA All-Star Weekend. A celebration of a predominately African-American sport in the United States, NBA All-Star Weekend contains many activities that African-Americans enjoy. What makes the term "Woodstock" most appropriate (and ironic) is that the entertainment during NBA All-Star Weekend is the exact opposite of the 60's celebration of the same name. It is not outside, there is no rain, mud, dirty people, and camping; all things that African-American's tend to shy away from. Hence, never having a Woodstock that caters to the tastes of the African-American culture, NBA All-Star Weekend was dubbed "Black Woodstock".
Yo cuz, Kobe is throwing his first party ever at Black Woodstock this year! Gonna be hype!
Black Woodstock by markyy23 March 5, 2011
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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