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black tunnel vision 

When black people only agree with things because the person who did it or said it was black.
Black tunnel vision got Obama elected

Black Person Vision 

A magical ability possessed by black people which allows them to see other black people in the dark. A talent white people do not need, since they stick out in the dark like a gay asian in Kansas.

Also known as "B.P.V."
LaDarius: "Ey yo wher Takeisha at? I can't see shit! Damn night, you dark! D:"
JaMarcus: "Use yo B.P.V. yu lazy ass n***a!"
LaDarius: "My what?"
JaMarcus: "Yo Black Person Vision!"
LaDarius: "Aw shit, der she at!"
Black Person Vision by Matwurst September 30, 2010

vision black 

he is one cool awesoem guy in a band called www.trgaicblack.com he is one cool guy in make-up and i myself being a guy want tyo have sex with him or talk for hours
hmm.........johnny slut deathrock
vision black by brandon August 24, 2004

Block Vision 

A term used for showing alert and having awareness. When you are posted on the block (Block as in Life itself), you watch everything and never get caught lacking.
How did you let her cheat on you?

You don't have any Block Vision!

Where Is Your Block Vison? You Scared?
Block Vision by Jimmyflame April 18, 2016

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026