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Black men 

I like big oily black men
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Black men 

People stereotype them as criminals which they're not
Some of them are very educational and can jump like Mario
Who's always getting arrested for the littlest things?

Answer: The black men
Black men by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018

black men don't cheat 

The factual understanding amongst most intellectual people that that those of black ethnicity do not cheat on their partners. The only thing they may do is slip up from time to time. Cheating is a phenomenon unique only to the other races of the world and black women .
"Did you know Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce?"
"He couldn't have because black men don't cheat, he only slipped up"
black men don't cheat by aguzejr December 30, 2017

Black Men Can't Swim 

Tosh.0's spirited sequal to "White Men can't jump". Mainly the movie is to show reverse descrimination, as to be ironic.

(It's not a real movie though, it's only a joke.)
Average homeboy: How come it's okay to make a movie like "White Men can't jump", but not "Black Men Can't Swim"?
Tosh:... That sounds like a great idea for a movie :D.
Black Men Can't Swim by Creeper Jones February 10, 2010

300 Black men for 2 Pounds! 

Clash Of Clans Moment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guy 1: Guess what i bought for 2 pounds
Guy 2: 300 Black men for 2 pounds!

big black men 

makes me very horni it is a large black MAN
i love guzzling big black men
big black men by mmmm chez burger November 6, 2022

Men in Black Men 

A spoof gay porn movie starring Wilhelm Schmidt and Tommy Lee Bones.
Last night Bill came over and we watched Men in Black Men
Men in Black Men by Jap Sy January 2, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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