black and blue

a way to describe your neck after a good night with your s/o

oh yeah me and Jamie had a good time last night i’m black and blue now

by cat mum November 12, 2020

Black And Blue

Another way to say you have a bruise, When you get injured and your skin turns a black/blue color in the injured area.

I fell down the stairs and got Black and Blues all over myself.

by X3Mikey June 30, 2020

Black and Blue

No its Gold and White

Guy 2: fuck you its Gold and White

Guy 1: No fuck you, its Black and Blue

by Ducks on Quack November 05, 2019

black with blue

Black and Blue. A color combination used by those of studly decent. It's their job to set new fashion trends, and attract the ladies. Don't ever try and tell them it's a bad combination. They know what's what.

He's wearing black with blue, and it's looking pretty OP.

by Studmuffin_clay December 09, 2015

Black and Blue Saturday

the day after Black Friday, when the unwashed masses recover from brutal shopping frenzies - and the corporate plutocrats tally up profits, while watching in-store videos reaffirming that the peasants do indeed deserve ruthless subjugation.
(see youtube: black friday fights)

For the retail giants, there's never anything black or blue about Black and Blue Saturday.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 19, 2012

black and blue balled

The act of being banned/blacklisted from a strip club or any other boner worthy establishment.

After I punched the bartender from the titty bar, I got black and blue balled.

by Bad Obnauticus November 02, 2009

black and blue balls

The condition of having blue balls so badly that it hurts to even breath. This is normally brought on by sexual activity after a very long period without it and your partner not having the decency to let you get off. This should be in place of the death penalty.

"Oh my god dude, I tried to fuck Becky last night, but her brother called right in the middle of it and needed a ride home, I have some black and blue balls man."

by Sa 3434 October 10, 2007