Black Elvis 

1. An authentic rapper

2. Any REAL rap MC or producer who's too weird or fucked-up to be mainstream; yet still, the industry looks to for ideas on how to make new shit fresh.

3.Someone who embodies the epitome of Cool because they refuse to sell out. The opposite of whack.

4.Kool Keith, duh.

I heard the radio today; I wish someone would Black Elvis these fake artist's asses.

Black Elvis by nappyheadedcracker January 15, 2011

Black Elvis 

A lanky gentleman who's view upon the world are based off of the weekly world news and myspace. The vocabulary of this individual is mainly consisted of hidden words found in the word search puzzles of Highlights magazine for children. A Black Elvis also creates it's words or phrases such as "Chillax" meaning calm down or chill out, or "I'll see you tomorrow" meaning 3 weeks from now. Stay away from this persons hand shake at all costs, engaging in a handshake will leave one's hands moist and abused.

"Good evening teacha." says Black Elvis, "Where have you been" says the teacher in a forceful manner "Yo chillax, its only been two weeks"

Black Elvis by Henry September 21, 2005

Black Elvis 

A sandwich made from toasted white bread, banana, peanut butter, and chocolate chips.

The name is a reference to Elvis' favorite known sandwich: Peanut Butter and Banana.

Jim: "Dude, i just made the best Black Elvis."

Tim: "That sounds disguisting and inappropriate."

Jim: "Try some, it's great!"

*Takes a bite*

Tim: "Whoa! The King would be proud..."

Black Elvis by BeckDylan612 September 8, 2009

black velvet elvis 

anything old and exceeding tacky, yet somehow still compelling and cool. Originally, a painting of "The King" done on black velvet using da-glo paint. Any preNAFTA kitsch sourced from Tijuana street vendors.

Dude: "Wow! That plaster pink flamingo is bitchin'! I want it!"
Bernie: "Yeah, that's a 'black velvet elvis' if I've ever seen one!"

black velvet elvis by Herr Doktor Grauwolf January 24, 2009

Elvis Wasn’t Black

When you lose an argument and don’t want to accept you were wrong, so you respond with a ridiculous statement that makes it look like you were right all along. Originated when Brandon said “Dorian listens to black music when he listens to rock” and Dorian, who lost the argument, responded with “Elvis wasn’t black”. Elvis is widely known as the king of rock n roll.

Edward: You seriously think you won’t suffocate under an avalanche??!
Dorian: No man, it’s literally just snow, melt it with your warm breath!
Edward: You’re fucking stupid if you believe that.
Narrator: Edward just got Elvis Wasn’t Black’d

Elvis Wasn’t Black by Twhopper February 18, 2021