5 definitions by Twhopper

Dink-Dunk!

The sound effect made when an object collides with it’s surroundings.

Student: Dude did you see the fight after school? Homeboy got dropped!

Student 2: Yeah bro! His head went “Dink-Dunk!” on the concrete!

by Twhopper December 25, 2018

Reverse Homo

A different way of saying reverse gay.

Also the nickname of Weezer frontman, Rivers Cuomo

It was not until the day Rivers Cuomo graduated from High School that his classmates realised that " Rivers Cuomo" could be made to rhyme with "Reverse Homo" - an oversight which Noam Chomsky has called the "greatest missed opportunity in history".

by Twhopper December 9, 2018

Elvis Wasn’t Black

When you lose an argument and don’t want to accept you were wrong, so you respond with a ridiculous statement that makes it look like you were right all along. Originated when Brandon said “Dorian listens to black music when he listens to rock” and Dorian, who lost the argument, responded with “Elvis wasn’t black”. Elvis is widely known as the king of rock n roll.

Edward: You seriously think you won’t suffocate under an avalanche??!
Dorian: No man, it’s literally just snow, melt it with your warm breath!
Edward: You’re fucking stupid if you believe that.
Narrator: Edward just got Elvis Wasn’t Black’d

by Twhopper February 18, 2021

The Urspursgurs

An extreme version of Asperger’s Syndrome but not quiet Autism yet. Basically, it’s Asperger’s with Asperger’s on top of it.

Boss: I think we should fire that Dorian kid.
Employee: Why?
Boss: Because he’s always fucking up, I think he’s got a bad case of the urspursgurs.

by Twhopper January 1, 2019

pulled a mikey

When you get caught hitting on a coworker’s girlfriend, so you quit without a two weeks notice to avoid the awkwardness.

Boss: Where is Doug? His shift started thirty minutes ago!

Worker: Didn’t you hear? We’re one person short today because he pulled a mikey!

by Twhopper January 4, 2019