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bitmo-m-g’d

Usually found in text and iMessage, these people use super cute, adorable, hilarious, charming bitmojis that inaccurately portray who they are in person - whether it’s their looks or personality. This is a common tactic used in online dating before 2 people meet.

An aggressive form of being bitmo-m-g’d involves friending the other person on Snapchat to enable the couples feature on Bitmoji. This allows the abuser to send imaginary-fantasy-relationship like bitmojis to the victim in order for them to say “awwwwww 😍”, thus creating a false sense of hope of what it would be like as a couple in person. Bitmo-m-g’d is a serious crime in 1.37 states as it is a form of mental abuse and is punishable up to a lifetime ban of using the popular messaging feature if found to be abused under the Internet Crime Act Commission. In Section IC.1101 - this stands true for both abuse of emojis and bitmojis.
Best girlfriend: Oh no! What’s wrong girl??! Why are you crying??

Victim: I just broke up with him 😭

Best girlfriend: I’m sorry! Why didn’t it work?? You two looked so happy in your bitmojis!

Victim: 😭 I don’t know 😭 ... he ... he ... he just ended being a different person. In Bitmoji, he was this hot, cute, silly little 2D cartoon on my phone ... in person - not so much. This is so embarrassing, I can’t believe I got bitmo-m-g’d 😭😭😭
bitmo-m-g’d by joeyIC1101 July 30, 2019
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