the study of everything and all things that bitches in all its forms, manners, individuals, reasons, ways, etc. etc, wether it is used to describe some form of unacceptable, annoying or raving type of behavior in a specific situation.
I passed my course in Bitchintology describing how bitch things in this world could be. for example; Life is a Bitch. Quit bitching around. That bichin' Masseratti will be mine someday.
A disease often contracted at birth by intelectually inferior women and gay men resulting in their stupid bitching, rediculous demmands, and rude behavior.
Is it me, or does Tammy have a bad case of dumb bitchkinsons? Or is she juston the rag?
1. (verb) To gesticulate with one's hands in which one hand is formed into a pistol shape while the other resembles the phrase 'call me' in sign language.
2. (verb) To contort one's face in a most hilarious fashion.
3. (verb) To do both simultaneously while having a photo taken of you.
1. I saw a Mitchinson once.
2. I saw someone do a Mitchinson once.
3. I saw someone actually do a Mitchinson on a photo - can you believe that?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!