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Bitch You Thought 

When someone tells someone something is going happen but than does not happen the person would say Bitch You Thought.
Bob: Im going to beat you in this video game Seth.
*Bob Looses Game*
Seth:Bitch You Thought!
Bitch You Thought by Bobyellow August 9, 2017

bitch you thought 

when you are trying to reject or prove someone wrong.
Boy: You want to be my girlfrend
Girl : BItch you thought

<.7.9.7.6.>The L In Boruto Is Delta, That Bitch Is So Annoying, That I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna, Messenger Add Oak, Thought She Was In Naruto<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>The L In Boruto Is Delta, That Bitch Is So Annoying, That I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna, Messenger Add Oak, Thought She Was In Naruto<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>The L In Boruto Is Delta, That Bitch Is So Annoying, That I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna, Messenger Add Oak, Thought She Was In Naruto<.7.9.7.6.>

Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch?

That's what I thought.
Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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