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bitch that 

To not do something, to forget something and move on to better things, to go jack off, to procrastonate, to go fuck around, to screw the pooch, to man handle the mail, to kick the craker in the ass,...etc.
Dad-"Go do the yardwork!"
Son-"Bitch that dad I have better things to do with my life!"
bitch that by Cheif Mojo Rising October 8, 2005
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bitch that gave birth 

a prostitute who has a baby. it is the ultimate in stupidity.
In Rio it is shouted at other drivers that do something incredibly stupid and dangerous. worse than the normally bad drivers of that city.
just scream out the expression through your window, its easy to do! "bitch that gave birth"

say it in portugese!

bitch that gave birth 

"puta que pariu"; equivalent of "FUCKING HEEL!";"GODDAMN!" and other bad-mouthed interjections
Bitch that gave birth, I have an exam tomorrow, and forgot to stufy!
bitch that gave birth by Journas October 9, 2003

Bitch that ain't the pointaaaa 

Its like. U ask if she wants garlic bread, and shes like "ah my parents used to beat me up with garlic before. Oh sorry didnt mean to be in a pepega mood. I guess its cuz of my parents abuse teehee"
LIKE DO U WANT THE BREADA OR NOT? Bitch that ain't the pointaaaa

I once had a bitch that 

A response that intimidates and threatens someone whose actions you find appalling. Followed by an example of extreme emotional/physical/mental or sexual damage.

This phrase is effective because it refers to the fact that you had/have a team of bitches and fearlessness to abuse others.
(1)
Brent: this food tastes like ass
Sarah: I once had a bitch that insulted my food, so I took a rusty wire and cut her

(2)
Brent: That kid is drunk to puddles i'm not letting him in my car
Sarah: I once had a bitch that refused to drive a drunk brother home, and she got roofied
I once had a bitch that by AileenT December 21, 2007

holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore 

all the cuss words combine
r u a bitch
no u holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore.

ur so mean

Girl Who Poops Or A Bitch That Shits

u can either be a basic bitch or a dolled up ayesha erotica typa girl
"Should I add Leg warmers to this, is it too extra?"

"You can either be a girl who poops or a bitch that shits, wear them!"
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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