Bitch Patrol 

When you arrive at the club and spot a group of 3 or more bitches in da club. When you approach said bitches and are accepted into the group, for the rest of the night you are on bitch patrol.

Friend: "ready to bounce?"
You: " I can't I'm on bitch patrol for the night."

Bitch Patrol by _TheFruitLoop_ May 16, 2016

Bitch Patrol 

The act of getting over a thousand beautiful bitches, it is performed by finding your friends in the club and saying Bitch Patrol

Alexander the Rainbow , Alan G and Rich are on a bitch patrol

Bitch Patrol by ALan1232324 November 24, 2010

Bitch Patrol 

Being in a group of friends and you're a bunch of sick cunts ready to take over the world. The Bitch Patrol is a group of emo bitches located in Western Australia, to be exepted into the group you must be ‘emo’. It is a very hard group to be included in this prestigious group as the terms of entry are extremely sevre and the interview is harsh. The group consists of six members all of which are emo and has either mental and/or medical disorders.

The bitch patrol must have at least one person of Asian ethnicity, one person of spanish descent and at least three other white people. Though unkown, they are specualted to be assassins hired by the government to take out assholes at local schools

Don't go to that bar, the Bitch Patrol will be there and we don't want to run into them tonight, they'll absoloutly destroy us.

Bitch Patrol by Pattawinning October 26, 2017

bitch patrol 

the act of chaining up a bunch of bitches and making them pick various sorts of debris off the side walk with chopsticks

see those scrape marks on her wrists, those are the chains from the bitch patrol

bitch patrol by super angry bitch March 24, 2009

Pathological Bitch

A person who operates on pure contradiction and impulsive nonsense, consistently behaving in ways that confuse, inconvenience, or mildly infuriate everyone around them. Often unaware of their own hypocrisy, they drift through life making bizarre, self-sabotaging choices while insisting they’re completely reasonable.

Dude, Tony left halfway through the movie without saying anything, spent the whole night talking about how progressive he is, got mad when someone said ‘retarded’ but then used it himself like ten minutes later, and somehow decided to walk five miles home drunk instead of taking an Uber. Tony…an absolute pathological bitch.

Pathological Bitch by Sgt Sparks April 17, 2026