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bitch monger 

A person who sells bitches to guys.
She is a bitch monger.
bitch monger by Daniel April 20, 2003
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bitch monger 

Someone who is not a bitch themselves but hangs out with bitches so they get classified as one
girl one: why does everyone hate heather? shes nice when shes alone?
girl two: because shes a bitch monger theres nothing that can be done.
bitch monger by georgiageorge June 16, 2009

Bitch monger 

One who engages in gossip , especially in a work evironment, in bitchy manner.
"She's been spreading rumours again she's a real bitch monger!"
Bitch monger by Bear with big paws October 19, 2018

Bitch-Ass Cock-Mongering Gutter Slut 

A person who is being extremely annoying, unreasonable, frustrating, or simply a massive whore.
Person 1: I went to the store today and the lady in front of me bought so much stuff it took forever.
Person 2: What a bitch-ass cock-mongering gutter slut.

bitchmonger 

One who devotes their life to either hoarding or selling bitches,usually for their beinift. Bitchmonging is commonly performed for the monger's sexual pleasure (although i don't know why); however, it is known that some crazed individuals do it just because...well...they are crazed.
A bitchmonger can also be a derrogatory term for someone who is being exceedingly bitchy.
"Wow, do you know that hermit that lives in the cave on 53rd street? He is a huge bitchmonger. He's been buying and selling bitches his entire life."

"She is such a bitchmonger! AGH!"
bitchmonger by JewC May 28, 2008

bitchmongering 

A person who has incentives to be a little shitter
That BITCHMONGERING asshole toke my money
bitchmongering by Titmaster69 October 16, 2020
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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