tom brady really bit the dick a the superbowl last night
or
honestly, chris is really biting the dick thinking that i didn't come up with this definition
or
honestly, chris is really biting the dick thinking that i didn't come up with this definition
by robert andrew January 11, 2009
Get the bit the dickmug. An action or event that ends up with a poor outcome
When getting a blow job, and she bites the dick, the blow job is then ruined.
When getting a blow job, and she bites the dick, the blow job is then ruined.
by the ultra master January 5, 2011
Get the bit the dickmug. Idiom - \ˈfər-ē\ \'bit\ \ˈyȯr\ \'dik\
When trying to act normal in a social situation, the person mentions furry content, and/or furry related content unintentionally.
When trying to act normal in a social situation, the person mentions furry content, and/or furry related content unintentionally.
---EXAMPLE OF FURRY BIT YOUR DICK---
"Zach fucked up with his date last night, his dick got mauled by furries!"
"Zach fucked up with his date last night, his dick got mauled by furries!"
by - Newbz January 9, 2013
Get the Furry bit your dickmug. A "bit of a dick" is literally a subsection of a penis, as for example the foreskin might be. Especially after it is detached from the main.
However the meaning is metaphorical, and is distinct from being an "utter dick" a "complete dick" and variations of the same.
"Being a dick" (utter, complete, etc) is to have a tiny thread of logic to your words or actions, while completely missing the point, being socially autistic, probably causing offence and maybe causing physical harm to an innocent.
Being a "bit of a dick" is therefore to meet the above criteria, but to be too personally insignificant to really cause more than a flicker of annoyance or a moment of disdain. Something like being head-butted by an angry chicken.
However the meaning is metaphorical, and is distinct from being an "utter dick" a "complete dick" and variations of the same.
"Being a dick" (utter, complete, etc) is to have a tiny thread of logic to your words or actions, while completely missing the point, being socially autistic, probably causing offence and maybe causing physical harm to an innocent.
Being a "bit of a dick" is therefore to meet the above criteria, but to be too personally insignificant to really cause more than a flicker of annoyance or a moment of disdain. Something like being head-butted by an angry chicken.
Everyone agreed the traffic warden was being a bit of a dick for ticketing the ambulance as the paramedics gave first aid by the roadside.
by Mutie SD October 12, 2015
Get the bit of a dickmug.