biscuit's crux 

Combining the terms crux of the matter and crust of the biscuit meaning "nothing at all" or "worthless or not".

This is the biscuit's crux, KMFDM sucks.

or

He left me with the biscuit's crux, the stupid idiot. I'll let his boss know what's going on and we'll see who gets fired.

biscuit's crux by rvamp December 3, 2006

Ass Biscuit(s) 

A Combination of sweat, poo, and cotton from boxers that has clug to the anal hairs are referred to 'Ass Biscuits'.

Jack: ' Aw Boys, Ive got a massive ass biscuit!!'
'My nails are hurting from the last picking session last week of my ass biscuits.'

Ass Biscuit(s)

Ass Biscuit(s) by Thom els October 11, 2008

popeye’s biscuit 

dry ass piece of bread that’ll have you choking all night bitch

“that popeye’s biscuit was dry as fuck” i know bitch

popeye’s biscuit by biscuitlover69 August 21, 2019

fisherman's biscuit 

Dipping a biscuit in a women vagina, then eating it

Grab the rich tea, I fancy a fisherman's biscuit

fisherman's biscuit by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Hell's Biscuit 

An abnormally large piece of shit that creates a searing burning effect on your asshole on the way out.

Grab me some water cuz im bout to shoot out a giant Hell's biscuit!

Hell's Biscuit by ShiatMaster May 13, 2005

Popeye’s Biscuit 

the driest fucking piece of bread you ever gonna eat, you gonna be choking harder than ever if you don't drink something

“That Popeye’s biscuit was dry as fuck!” “Pass the water you thirsty hoe!”

Popeye’s Biscuit by biscuitlover69 August 21, 2019

hell's biscuit 

A piece of poo that burns your butt when it comes out.

Ouch, that turd was a real hell's biscuit!

hell's biscuit by poo producer February 21, 2005