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Bill Compton

A character in the Sookie Stackhouse book series and the television series True Blood. He is a vampire (changed during the Civil War) living in Bon Temps, Louisiana, during the controversial time when vampires have begun mingling with humans. Falls in love with a human - Sookie Stackhouse, much to the dismay of her friends and family and his vampire mates. Betrays Sookie in the book series, but may have a different fate in the television show.
Bill Compton traits:

-perfect Southern gentleman

-"old-fashioned" dating beliefs

-strikingly good looks (though fans of Eric will disagree)
Bill Compton by ~Ruby~ June 1, 2009
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bill compton

biggest douchebag this side of edward cullen
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bill compton by ericrocks November 18, 2009

bellcompton 

what Benlogan, Indian Lake, West Liberty and Urbana douchebags use to refer to the city of Bellefontaine Ohio stereotyping it as a ghetto area when in truth if they would get off their fat vaginas to come to this qualty smalltown they would see that about 70% of the area is rural
douchebag: hey, are you going to the bellcompton game next week?

douchebag 2: ya man, im gonna take my nine!
bellcompton by t3h 1337 sauc3 October 21, 2010
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