bikecel

A self-proclaimed "cyclist" that never leaves his room and instead spends his time watching the same three NotJustBikes videos and crying on r/fuckcars about how cars are the roots of all his life probems and the reason he still hasn't gotten laid yet.

Friend: "Hey how about we go outside for a bit?"
bikecel: "Are you crazy?! There are cars outside!"

by DutchRoundabout December 28, 2023