A self-proclaimed "cyclist" that never leaves his room and instead spends his time watching the same three NotJustBikes videos and crying on r/fuckcars about how cars are the roots of all his life probems and the reason he still hasn't gotten laid yet.
Friend: "Hey how about we go outside for a bit?"
bikecel: "Are you crazy?! There are cars outside!"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).