Bike Thief 

Black people, because everyone knows only black people steal bikes

“Hey, that bike thief is stealing my bike! Someone shoot him!”

Bike Thief by DoctorGewehr October 10, 2019

Bike Thief 

This is one of the few aggressive sexual manuevers available to women. It occurs when the woman is riding the man like a bike. After she orgasms but before the man does, she gets off and attempts to break his boner in half, much like a bike thief attempting to break a lock. This causes the man a great deal of pain, as boners are not meant to be broken.

I got mine and this mother fucker slapped my ass too hard so I gave him the bike thief and broke his boner in half.

Bike Thief by Pedrocity May 24, 2011

Bike Theft Auto 

Name of hit film series created by two intelligent men

Bike Theft Auto is the best movie

Bike Theft Auto by Jotroublegames November 18, 2021

Anti-theft Bike 

An Anti-theft bike system that shoves a metal pin into the thief's asshole. Now as sales have skyrocketed, many users have mentioned that they made the purchase for their own naked bike rides to quote "Ride it raw."

Harry: Get back here!! Look, Jimmy! He's stealing your bike!
Jimmy: Thats alright! ill just activate the Anti-theft bike system!
Thief: AaGGHHh!

Anti-theft Bike by man of many mans December 14, 2023