bike spokes 

The way a female's asshole looks whe she spreads her butt cheeks.

Dude, all you gotta do is bend her over, stick your cock in, and bust those bike spokes!

bike spokes by Snuman January 28, 2007

The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler 

An unidentified Portuguese Man once a year on September 13th kidnaps two male victims. The first one is mounted atop a bicycle, whereas the second victim is pinned down as a bike spoke from the attached bicycle is driven into his penis. The victim atop the bicycle is forced to pedal until there is nothing remained of his buddies Johnson.

Ryan was suspected of being The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler by Swazey1450 August 20, 2024