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The narrow strip of asphalt located between the two yellow lines in which are in the center of most busy streets used for safe cautious biking. No cars are legally able to drive in the bike lane giving it reason for its use. (originated: Wellfleet, MA)
Yesterday i saw Ray and Joe biking safely through town in the bike lane.
bike lane by wellfleetboss August 5, 2011
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Protected bike lane 

Hiding collision participants from each other until the moment of impact.
When the cyclist was killed, he was riding in a protected bike lane. The driver who hit him claimed he never saw him.
Protected bike lane by BeeryUSA August 1, 2012

Williamsburg bike lanes 

1) A battleground for the war being waged in Williamsburg, Brooklyn between the hipsters and the Hasidic Jews.

2) The new symbol for passive-aggressive antisemitism, with the irony that only a hipster could imagine.
It really made me uncomfortable when they repainted the Williamsburg bike lanes, I mean they're trying to bully the jews in a historically jewish neighborhood. They really need to take a deep breathe and think about what they're doing.

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026