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Bidumpkin

(noun)
A blowjob performed while the bidet is blasting like a tiny, overconfident fire hose. Equal parts spa treatment and questionable life choice. Typically results in laughter, surprise water pressure, and at least one person saying, “Oh my god, don’t move.”

We were just testing the bidet… and then accidentally invented the bidumpkin.

by akarchitect November 20, 2025