Definitions by akarchitect
Bidumpkin
(noun)
A blowjob performed while the bidet is blasting like a tiny, overconfident fire hose. Equal parts spa treatment and questionable life choice. Typically results in laughter, surprise water pressure, and at least one person saying, “Oh my god, don’t move.”
A blowjob performed while the bidet is blasting like a tiny, overconfident fire hose. Equal parts spa treatment and questionable life choice. Typically results in laughter, surprise water pressure, and at least one person saying, “Oh my god, don’t move.”
Bidumpkin by akarchitect November 20, 2025