Anything with a strange, weird, terrifying, or generally unusual physical appearance. Clipping of "biblically accurate angel".
by chickenstealer June 30, 2022
Get the Biblically accuratemug. A terrifying being sent from god to give humans orders. They typically looks like wheels within wheels spinning around each other with many eyes. Sometimes they are even flaming. The cherubim look like a thing with the head of a man, a ox, a eagle. And a lion. They fly with two wings and have two wings covering their body. They have the feet shaped like a cow’s hooves. Angels are specifically designed to look like that to scare off demons. They typically say “be not afraid” because of their appearance. Angels serve god.
Carol: “Oh wow! Susan, your child looks like a biblically accurate angel!”
Susan: “thanks! :p
The child: 👁 👁👁👁👁
👁👁👁👄👁👁👁
👁👁👁👁👁👁
Susan: “thanks! :p
The child: 👁 👁👁👁👁
👁👁👁👄👁👁👁
👁👁👁👁👁👁
by Stinkerbell June 17, 2021
Get the Biblically Accurate Angelmug. by Shloprop June 27, 2022
Get the Biblically accurate among usmug. a term used to describe a pre bottom surgery trans males genitalia, putting a more literal meaning to the words that make up 'bussy'.
person 1(FtM, pre-op): "god, i wish i had a cooler way to refer to my vag."
person 2:"hmm.. how about 'biblically accurate bussy'?"
person 2:"hmm.. how about 'biblically accurate bussy'?"
by BigDaddySalts August 9, 2023
Get the Biblically accurate Bussymug.