Biblically accurate 

Anything with a strange, weird, terrifying, or generally unusual physical appearance. Clipping of "biblically accurate angel".

I forgot the word for "cancerous tumor", so I called it a "biblically accurate growth".

Biblically accurate by chickenstealer June 30, 2022

Biblically Accurate Angel

A terrifying being sent from god to give humans orders. They typically looks like wheels within wheels spinning around each other with many eyes. Sometimes they are even flaming. The cherubim look like a thing with the head of a man, a ox, a eagle. And a lion. They fly with two wings and have two wings covering their body. They have the feet shaped like a cow’s hooves. Angels are specifically designed to look like that to scare off demons. They typically say “be not afraid” because of their appearance. Angels serve god.

Carol: “Oh wow! Susan, your child looks like a biblically accurate angel!”

Susan: “thanks! :p

The child: 👁 👁👁👁👁

👁👁👁👄👁👁👁

👁👁👁👁👁👁

Biblically Accurate Angel by Stinkerbell June 17, 2021

Biblically accurate among us 

An among us character according to the bible

Jeff: Do you know what biblically accurate among us looks like
Jeremny: excuse me, what the fuck

Biblically accurate among us by Shloprop June 27, 2022

Biblically accurate Bussy

a term used to describe a pre bottom surgery trans males genitalia, putting a more literal meaning to the words that make up 'bussy'.

person 1(FtM, pre-op): "god, i wish i had a cooler way to refer to my vag."
person 2:"hmm.. how about 'biblically accurate bussy'?"

Biblically accurate Bussy by BigDaddySalts August 9, 2023