bi-coffeeual 

1. A person that usually drink plain coffee flavored coffee out of the coffee pot at work, however likes to have a Starbuck's coffee every so often.

2. A person that like both coffee flavored coffee, and flavored coffee.

Joe: James, what are you drinking? I thought only drank the coffee we have here at work.

James: Hey dude, I like to have a Tall Mocha half decaf some mornings. I can drink what I wnat.

Joe: There is nothing wrong with being a bi-coffeeual.

bi-coffeeual by Joe Crowder January 4, 2008

bi-coffeexual 

A person that usually drinks plain coffee flavored coffee, but sometimes likes to have a flavored Starbucks coffee.

Bill: Dude I thought you only drank black coffee.

Dude: You know Bro sometimes I gotta run by Starbucks and have half caff mocha with a shot of butter scotch.

Bill: Dude, You're bi-coffeexual.

Dude: yes but I like plain coffe most of the time.

Bill: Being bi-coffeexual, there is nothing wrong with that.

bi-coffeexual by Joe Crowder January 6, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016