bezzer 

A male drinking partner who, while utterly slaughtered, one can get very close to, but not actually stimulate sexual acts with; A form of male bonding. This can also dissolve into violence rather easily.

Drunken drawl: "Mate, you're my bezzer you are, I f*cking love you, I'd die for you, but if you look at my girl one more time I'll F8cking punch your lights out."

bezzer by Nick CD November 15, 2007

bezzer 

The defination of 'bezzer' is two people come together and are best friends for ever! and ever! and ever! and ever like becky and james!!

Becky and James met one day and now they will live together for the rest of there lives in eternal happyness because they are 'bezzers'!!

bezzer by mottoyotto November 17, 2010

bezzer 

a name for some one who has been shit on by a bird in the mouth.

oh what a lovely day today,oooh whats that in the sky? ahhhh hahahahah you BEZZERRRR!!!

bezzer by duncan white January 12, 2008

bezzer 

bitch/fuckhead bommer zoomer etc

shut up you bezzer

bezzer by lil_aum February 24, 2021

bezzer day 

The day of celebration towards the religious figure known as 'Bezzer'.

Friend 1: Happy bezzer day!

Friend 2: Bezzer day? it's bezzer month!

bezzer day by Nighouse May 18, 2023

Snizz Bizzer 

Another slang for a female vibrator. It is inserted into a woman's snizz, or vagina, then turned on to vibrate, or bizz, inside of her.

Before a hefty night of scissoring, Jenna and Teresa decided to warm each other up with some hot snizz bizzer action.

Snizz Bizzer by Chase Steenburg December 21, 2008

The buzzer 

Makes worth less posts all day long at work.

Dude don't click on the thread, its the buzzer.

The buzzer by nogoodman10555 November 6, 2009