bezzer

A male drinking partner who, while utterly slaughtered, one can get very close to, but not actually stimulate sexual acts with; A form of male bonding. This can also dissolve into violence rather easily.

Drunken drawl: "Mate, you're my bezzer you are, I f*cking love you, I'd die for you, but if you look at my girl one more time I'll F8cking punch your lights out."

by Nick CD October 28, 2007

bezzer

The defination of 'bezzer' is two people come together and are best friends for ever! and ever! and ever! and ever like becky and james!!

Becky and James met one day and now they will live together for the rest of there lives in eternal happyness because they are 'bezzers'!!

by mottoyotto November 14, 2010

bezzer

a name for some one who has been shit on by a bird in the mouth.

oh what a lovely day today,oooh whats that in the sky? ahhhh hahahahah you BEZZERRRR!!!

by duncan white January 02, 2008

bezzers

Two people who are Best Friends.

Kim is my bezzer. Me and Kim are bezzers.

by Lyndaaah September 24, 2006

bezzer day

The day of celebration towards the religious figure known as 'Bezzer'.

Friend 1: Happy bezzer day!

Friend 2: Bezzer day? it's bezzer month!

by Nighouse May 18, 2023

bezzer

bitch/fuckhead bommer zoomer etc

shut up you bezzer

by lil_aum February 24, 2021