beverage goblin

Someone who needs at least three drinks at all times. One is for hydration. The second is for caffeine, and the third is just for fun.

The chick to the right is drinking water, coffee, and juice. That bitch is a beverage goblin.

by Swavystick February 20, 2023

Beverage Goblin

A person that needs at least three different kinds of beverages around in order to function in their daily life.

This beverage goblin is going to have a meltdown if we don't get her some kombucha.

by GoodishBookish February 19, 2023

Beverage Goblin

Someone who has more than 1 beverage at a time. 1 for hydration, 1 for energy & 1 for fun.

Why does Stacy need so many drink? Her drinks are taking up the whole desk. She is such a beverage goblin.

by Beverage Goblin jr January 31, 2024