beta simp 

a guy who cant get girls tries his hardest but still has no ratings most likely his name is adam

adam is a beta simp

he keeps simping off malluc

beta simp by REENSLAD June 4, 2020

Beta Simp 

A man who claims women are distractions and wont accept that its just because he is a bitch that he can’t get women

Jake Williams is big and strong but he is a Beta Simp. He also has ant cock.

Beta Simp by NotJakeWilliams July 2, 2020

beta simp 

A sideline simp watches and admires or dreams about the other lover.

Some beta simps never dare to open their pieholes.

beta simp by [Insert FakeName] June 24, 2024

Beta Simp Jay 

An individual who is so unbearably desperate that they will go back to a thot who cheated and ditch their friends in an attempt to work on things with said cheater

Yeah you know that guy Beta Simp Jay

Beta Simp Jay by Hotdog Eater October 21, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019