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beta simp 

a guy who cant get girls tries his hardest but still has no ratings most likely his name is adam
adam is a beta simp

he keeps simping off malluc
beta simp by REENSLAD June 4, 2020
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Beta Simp 

A man who claims women are distractions and wont accept that its just because he is a bitch that he can’t get women
Jake Williams is big and strong but he is a Beta Simp. He also has ant cock.
Beta Simp by NotJakeWilliams July 2, 2020

beta simp 

A sideline simp watches and admires or dreams about the other lover.
Some beta simps never dare to open their pieholes.
beta simp by [Insert FakeName] June 24, 2024

Beta Simp Jay 

An individual who is so unbearably desperate that they will go back to a thot who cheated and ditch their friends in an attempt to work on things with said cheater
Yeah you know that guy Beta Simp Jay
Beta Simp Jay by Hotdog Eater October 21, 2019
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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