berrr

me and my friend were drunk and couldnt pronounce the word beer.

yo son...lemme get another berrr

by Jonny Wagner December 15, 2004

crusty berries

Tiny balls of dried semen stuck to pubes on the nutsack from repeatedly masterbating On One's Self With No Clean Up sort of like a dingle berrymade from poo on ass hair

I need a shower I have so many crusty berries from all this porn I've been watching

by blumpkin25 February 9, 2015

Pulling a Berrios

When your wacking your slim jim, your tiny meatballs, your itty bitty never seen a titty dick in THE SCHOOL GYM. Or beating off in school in general, especially to ANIME OR A HORROR MOVIE. Even worse, sniffing your hand afterward DISGUSTING.

Yo whats that kid doing?
I think hes pulling a berrios.
Oh yep he just sniffed his hand.

by TheCwispyJew October 27, 2022

Halle berry or hallelujah

The choice between worldly pleasures (sex, drugs, etc...) and salvation via god. Both have their downsides

It go halle berry or hallelujah? Pick your poision show me what your doing... (money trees, kendrick lamar)

by Cj2kisbeast September 10, 2013

Costco berry ice cream

What you get at the food counter at Costco. Very very yummy yummy scrumptious and enlightening.

"Dad can I have some Costco berry ice cream?"
"Well I suppose since we're already here..."
"YAAYYY THANKS DAD"
"I love you son"
"I love you too dad"
"Wake up"
"Aw man another dream with my dad. But at least I got some Costco berry ice cream"

by Aim For North May 15, 2022

berry bush

Ass crack hair full of klingons from poor hygiene. It resembles a bush with berries on it.

The guy in the porno movie bent over causing the three guys to bust out laughing.
"Look at that nasty berry bush," Ed said.
In a moment of realization, Frank said, "Three dudes watching a porno together commenting on a guys ass is kind of gay."
"Shut up Frank, I see vag!"

by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018

acai berry cleanse

Yet another diet craze in the never ending quest to avoid simply eating healthy and exercising, it combines the all natural and recently discovered health benefits of juice from the acai berry (unsold prune juice left over from the 80's) with the effects of receiving no less than 50 spam emails a day on the topic (vomiting from shear disgust) to rid the body of unhealthy toxins (any recently eaten food) and unnecessary weight (water)

Dana: I need to lose that last 5 pounds.

Paul: Have you tried the new acai berry cleanse? It's all natural....like sticking your finger down your throat...but without all the negative connotations that comes with bulimia.

by calihog August 3, 2009