Owen Berdan, Perhaps the worlds number one enemy aka The Worlds BIggest Hater. Owen can ruin your day by just talking to him. He will find a way to hate on something you hold dear to your heart. You have a favorite show? Mid. You have a favorite food? Mid. Your favorite basketball player is Dejounte Middray? Mid AF. Even if you try to find his weakness you will have zero luck. Owen Berdan can find a way to get back at you even if you do find a way to merely get his attention with one of your attempt to a bad take. Yet, whatever you do, do not and i mean do NOT say anything bad about Peakbius. He will give you a look that could be the last thing you see before your life gets torn apart. That is all. You have been warned officailly.
Did you hear about Owen Berdan and how he made a guy move across the world because he talked bad about morbius?
Owen Berdan, Perhaps the worlds number one enemy aka The Worlds Biggest Hater. Owen Can ruin your day just by talking to him. He will find a way to hate on something you hold dear to your heart. You have a favorite show? Mid. You have a favorite food? Mid. Your favorite basketball player is Dejounte Middray? Mid AF.Even if you try to find his weakness you will have zero luck. Owen Berdan can find a way to get back at you even if you do find a wat to merely get his attention with one of your attempts to a bad take. Yet, whatever you do, do not and i meant DO NOT say anything negative to morbius. If you do he will morb all over you and do unspeakable things to you and will ruin your life. That is all, You have been officially warned.
Did you hear Owen Berdan morbed all over that guy and sent him across the country
berkant is the king of all kings. People named Berkant are so handsome that you have to use sunglasses when you are around them. Berkant is a guy who has beautiful wavy hair and his eyes are so beautiful that you fall in love with him when you look into his eyes. Also, Berkants are not playboys because Berkants only have a girl who is wifey material
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*