believe it!

The most horrid, terifying term in the history of anime dubs.
Derrived from dattebayo by a sick, twisted dub comapny in order to subject children to mind control via lame sayings.

In short: "Dattebayo" is a cool way to end a sentance. "Believe it" is not.

"I'm Naruto uzumaki, and I'm gonna become the best Hokage ever, believe it!"
VS.
"I WILL be Hokage, just you wait! Dattebayo!"

believe it! by Narutarded September 16, 2006

believe it!

English Naruto dub's awesome and splendid translation of Naruto's catchphrase (dattebayo in Japanese). Many hardcore anime people complain that it is stupid and unfaithful to the original, but do not realize that leaving Japanese terms in an English dub is foolish and defeats the purpose of dubbing.

DUB-"Did I say believe it!? Well, BE-LIEVE IT!"

NON-DUB-"Did I say dattebayo? Well, DATTE-BAYO"

believe it! by Simon of the Desert June 7, 2007

believe it 

The ultimate and highest confirmation of truth. Coined by Naruto, who says it at the end of every other sentence.

The admins over at my boards just sporked their own mods for no reason, believe it!

believe it by Hand Hanzo (ikarileaderbjk mirror) July 28, 2006

Believe It 

In my honest opinion, the most annoying phase. It is used by the main character of the anime/manga Naruto, Naruto Uzumaki. The phase is more often used in the first arc of the original Naruto anime, but scares off people who haven't watched the anime. It is only used in the English dubs. Narutards use the phase at the end of sentences, like the hero of the anime, Naruto.

...Meanwhile, in an anime forum...

*Person 1 is posting on a Death Note area*

Person 1: I'm gonna be Kazekage! Believe it!

Person 2: STFU. Go back to your Naruto area.

Person 1 got warned once by Person 2. Reason: For being off-topic in the Death Note area. Please, if you want to join the Narutards, go to the Naruto area. There's role plays waiting to be joined.

Believe It by MisaTange July 9, 2009

Believe it 

A very common phrase used in the naruto series and gets pretty fucking annoying.

"I will become Hokage, BELIEVE IT!"

Believe it by I will be Hokage November 20, 2019

believe it or not 

1. Name of chain of museums, books, and TV show by amateur anthropologist Robert Ripley about things which are odd, unusual, or surprising.

2. In colloquial conversation, an event which is surprising or which seems unlikely but is (supposedly) true.

Def 1 examples:
Two-headed calf,
a man with father, grandfather, and great-grandfather all with the same birthday, or
Hindu priest who can drive a six inch metal spike into his nose all the way into his brain.

Def 2 examples:
Believe it or not, we are having twins! AGAIN!!
Believe it or not, she was choking, I was just performing the Heimlich maneuver!!
Believe it or not, I got the highest mark in the class!

believe it or not by Edward Dow March 3, 2008

Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025