Bejekel

A way of life
A titty horning cock style that steals glorcus
Other definition: Use the word before אני יודע איפה אתה גר ואני אמצא את יו

You Bejekel!
Bejekel.. shejqowiekejdjfb

by BejekelMaster February 18, 2024

bejekel

A way of life usually interpreted by the murder of masses and unusual hatred towards the human specimen. Usually showed in the form of taking the intestinal tract out of a life human and wrapping it around said persons neck and choking them.

Im a bejekel lover

by Enjoyer of bejekel February 18, 2024

bejeweled boner

When you're playing bejeweled and you score an "Excellent" or "Incredible" and you get a massive erection.

I was playing Bejeweled and when the man said, "Excellent" I got such a bejeweled boner my computer flipped over.

by Dorthaniel April 21, 2010

Bejeweligans

People who play Bejeweled Blitz with little regard for the people (or situations) around them.

I was trying to listen to my professor, but a couple of Bejeweligans drowned him out.

by Brian Kolstad February 3, 2010

Bejeweled Blitz

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

by Uncle Des July 12, 2009

Bejeweled

The adjective describing objects and articles of clothing that have been scrupulously decorated with pearls, rhinestones, and other glittery objects that can ever so slightly catch the light.

Oh my gosh, did you see her bejeweled jeans? They were so snazzy!

by Word Doctor March 4, 2009

Bejewelling

The art of encrusting the sphincter of a partner with a layer of castor sugar before engaging in fart play, in order to make the anus look like a jewel encrusted ring.

Yo brosif, i was totally bejewelling that chicks ass last night so when she farted it looked like a sea urchin!

by hector the bejeweller July 18, 2009