Refers to a (usually blacked out) force of nature that consumes intoxicants and pursues maximum pleasure in every scenario. Spawning from New York, and currently invading Arizona State Univesity, Beezknees is a cause for concern for parents of beautiful girls, police officers, rival fraternity members, and anyone who finds themself involved in a competition with this force. Some who might be pleased at the prospect of a Beezknees empidemic include drug dealers, liquors stores, beautiful women, and anyone who enjoys life and laughter. A common abbreviation is Beez.
Did you see Beezknees throw that kid through a window last night after we killed that bottle?
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"