Pbluescript jolted awake as the afternoon sun hit his face. A loud crash hurled him out of bed as his makeshift beer can blanket crashed to his soiled bedroom floor.
Soiled.
Like his heart.
Soiled.
Like his heart.
by Timtastic January 4, 2009
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