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Beer Bottom 

N1. the member of a couple or duo who upon seeing an extensive beer list turns to the other and asks 'what do I like?'

N2. The lower ranking member of a couple or duo on the ‘Beer Pecking Order

tr.v. Beer Bottomed, Beer Bottoming,
1. To find oneself relegated to the submissive role in selecting a beer
2. To allow another (the ‘Beer Top’ ) to select one’s beer
N1 “Tom and I went to Churchkey and I had no idea which Single-Malt Wood-aged Stone-Brewed Gruit I would enjoy so like a good Beer Bottom I asked him to pick for me”

N2 “Tom knows a lot about his Gruits but when he is out with Harry-the-Gruit-Brewer he is the Beer Bottom”

tr.v. 1. “John was trying to impress his girlfriend with his selection of Fresh Hopped DIPAs but when the Ciccerone showed up he got beer bottomed.

tr.v. 2. “I lost my reading glasses and can’t see the menu so I’m beer bottoming tonight and you need to pick for me.”
Beer Bottom by W-D-C July 7, 2011
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Beer Bottom 

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beer
Beer who??
Beer BOTTOM!!!!!
Beer Bottom by hyperdrunk83 January 21, 2009

Beer bottom butt plug 

When someone consumes such a large quantity of alcohol that their bowls become uncontrollable so in turn they use the cork of their bottle to keep themselves from sharting.
After developing severe diarrhea from wine Steven used the cork of his bottle as a beer bottom butt plug.

Bikini Bottom Breast Beer

Bikini Bottom Breast Beer (BBBB) is one hell of a “beer”. BBBB consists of Pineapple juice, squirrel tits, fish shit, and finally a woman’s breast milk. The concoction is blended up and then poured all over the woman’s tits. The male then slurps it off the boobs and can suck the boobs for extra milk.
Dude you HAVEEEE to try Bikini Bottom Breast Beer

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016