Ah, the glorious
Bear Mountain: home to one of the best tasting beers man has tasted. That taste comes at a price, however. This delicious beer is heavily guarded by one of the most dangerous
bear-infested mountains known to man. Make no mistake however, these are no ordinary bears: these are
Bear Mountain bears making
Bear Mountain Beer. Oh yes, the highly intelligent bears of
Bear Mountain have passed the recipe of that sweet
Bear Mountain Beer from generation to generation, resulting in the some of finest beer ever produced. For us humans to have the pleasure of consuming the
Bear Mountain Beer, employees of
Bear Mountain Beer International must take the risk of a lifetime: tackling the mountain in hopes of extracting some of that rich amber fluid. That alone is not the whole story though: you think the bears just make the beer? No! These are drunk angry bears that will stop at nothing to ensure the preservation of their life force. The one thing they hate more than not being drunk of their asses are
human moochers harvesting their life'
s work. One has not lived a complete life unless they have had a nice long cold glass of Bear Mountain Beer.