A blowjob from a topless female while on her knees. Male can be standing or sitting. Ball play must occur, at least with the hand if not the mouth while the other hand is engaged on the shaft. The finale should be either taken on the face, tits, or swallowed.

*Note – it is not a proper beej if sex follows, that is just foreplay
Male one: "How did things go last night?" Male two: "She gave me a proper beej." Male one: "Nice."
by John Fontain April 25, 2011
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A lady who loves to give blow jobs to anybody and everybody
We need to find us a beej monster to suck off the whole crew.
by krazy jr June 28, 2007
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A much larger, sloppier, down right distrusting Beej.

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“Bro I got a fat Beej last night before sex. Shit was sweet
by I_Prefer_Tacos June 29, 2020
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A sex act in which one partner sneaks into the other's room and gives them a blowjob while they sleep, usually waking them. (The recipient must ask for/consent to this in advance)
I was sound asleep when all of a sudden I was woken with a sneaky beej.
by John Rederickt February 18, 2017
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A beej of a particularly raucous nature, in which the blower enjoys the act as much as the blowee.
Sara almost fell off my roof giving Ben a rowdy beej.
by Kathy W August 05, 2006
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