beef drapes 

Humongous flapping pussy lips that resemble skin curtains.

It was so windy at the nude beach that her beef drapes were whistling in the breeze.When she body surfed the anchovies were nipping at her large venetian skin blinds

beef drapes by doyle February 11, 2004

beef drapes 

The excess labial skin around a female's vagina, often created by repetitive insertion of penises, namely large ones. "Beef" refers to the often brown hue of drapey labia majora. An argument can also be made for the "nature vs, nurture" of beef drapes, as some women are born with a relatively "beefy vag". However, the most beefy vaginal drapes are most often the product of both birth and repetitive pounding.

Last night I was about to go down on this girl, when I realized she had massive beef drapes sprouting from her cunt. Honestly, I almost threw some some Arby's sauce on that bitch, she had a fucking Big Montana surrounding her vag piece.

beef drapes by bossross December 9, 2008

beef drapes 

The shanked out remains of the labia after hours of jammy jam

I banged her so long and hard bitch had some beef drapes

beef drapes by chris May 13, 2005

beef drapes 

A girls vigina lips that hang long because of over exposer to sex.

Curry likes long beef drapes.

beef drapes by Anonymous April 23, 2003

beef drapes 

The excess labial skin around a female's vagina, often created by repetitive insertion of penises, namely large ones. "Beef" refers to the often brown hue of drapey labia majora. An argument can also be made for the "nature vs, nurture" of beef drapes, as some women are born with a relatively "beefy vag". However, the most beefy vaginal drapes are most often the product of both birth and repetitive pounding.

Last night I was about to go down on this girl, when I realized she had massive beef drapes sprouting from her cunt. Honestly, I almost threw some Arby's sauce on that bitch, she had a fucking Big Montana surrounding her clam piece.

beef drapes by bossross March 3, 2008

Beef Drapes 

A pair of vaginal lips that hang PRECICELY 1 foot or lower from the snatch-must be 1 foot or longer to qualify as beef drapes; beeflike apperance/scent; stretch when pulled; flap on call; continue to sag with age.

"Yo gramma, hang dem beef drapes out to dry! they greasin up my floo!

"shut up or ill slap you with my beef drapes!'

Beef Drapes by sweetlips April 4, 2005

beef drapes 

A soggy wet pussy.

"I'm not going near Crystals beef drapes."

beef drapes by Anthony March 1, 2004