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The opposite of bet. Typically used by tilted Teamfight Tactics streamers. Expressing ones anger and frustration with low rolling.
"I only got one Yassuo all game, and it was from my augment. Bedge."
"I got AP admin augments with AD Warwick items. Bedge."
"I'm 13 loss streak with no consistency or underground. Bedge."
Bedge by K3 Fartnite May 1, 2023
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Both a bed and a hedge
Simon sleepily eyed up the nearby hedge and weighed up the 15 euro it would cost for the nearby hostel against the value he placed upon his physical integrity and dignity. Feeling both nihilistic and courageous after just having read the entire collected works of Charles Bukowski, Simon narrowed his eyes, glared defiantly at the traffic, made his bedge and lay in it.
Bedge by Pepe Le Pew Pew July 27, 2020
It is the edge of a bed. as in, the very far side, right before you fall off.
Annie didn't have enough room on her side of the bed, so she told lauren to scoot to the bedge and make room.
Bedge by Catrentonia December 14, 2008
shipping Bono and The Edge of U2
Bono and Edge are so cute together. I'm a Bedge fan.
bedge by u2fanme January 10, 2008

Tactical Bedge 

Leicestershire slang meaning: The art of being able to take a shit during a meal in order to consume more food upon return
Oh I'm absolutely stuffed. I'm off for a Tactical Bedge so I can finish the food.
Tactical Bedge by Just_Indi October 8, 2020

Badge Fucker 

A female who only dates police officers, fire fighters, or medical personnel. They will use any and all means to lure a badge-wearing civil servant into their home in order to trap the victim in a sexual relationship, and possibly, trick the badge-wearer into becoming the Badge Fucker's baby daddy.

Typically, a Badge Fucker will involve the police, fire brigade, or EMT's in every aspect of her life, without shame. She'll offer discounts at her place of employment, conspicuously play with her children at or near the local police station, even speak in "radio code" around her friends. All in the name of gaining a civil servant as her baby daddy.
Miss Piggy would suck the green off Kermit's cock if he were wearing a badge right now. She's such a Badge Fucker!
Badge Fucker by Bigger James Slade November 13, 2012
Badgelor is a giant homicidal war badger from the "Mayor of Noobtown" series of Litrpg books. He shoots lasers out of his eyes, and delivers presents to everyones' booby trapped houses on the night before Grebthar's day.

Presently, he has teamed up with Jim (hapless noob, riding on the fame of everyone's favorite curious puppy) to kill the betrayer: Charles.
'Badgelor has been patient, or at least as patient as a homicidal badger can be. With the celebration of Grebthar Day, it's finally time to go get Charles! Nothing is going to stop Jim and his companions, not even the signs of the Dark Overlord's return. This adventure could be Windfall's greatest yet, or it could be its absolute downfall.' -- Dungeon of Noobs
badgelor by BrainSlugs83 June 27, 2021
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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