beauty fap
Im single and ugly, I think I'm gonna go have a nice beauty fap.
Nothing feels better than a nice beauty fap.
Nothing feels better than a nice beauty fap.
beauty fap by GreenTeaBoba September 19, 2017
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beautyfail
An attempt to improve one's appearance -- via makeup, hair colour, cosmetic surgery, etc. -- that goes terribly wrong.
"Her new melon-ball implants, collagen lips, overdone fillers and dark orange tan make her look sooo beautyfail."
OR
"Heidi Montag's new look after her 10 cosmetic surgeries is just beautyfail."
OR
"Heidi Montag's new look after her 10 cosmetic surgeries is just beautyfail."
beautyfail by imabeautygeek March 2, 2010
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beautypapershrry
beautypapershrry is the hottest person ever and bet mutual. they make the best videos ever. but larries shouldn’t interact with them
beautypapershrry by niallhoranssidepiece June 3, 2021
beautypapershrry
the coolest and hottest person ever :) they are one of my most favorite mutuals ever. beautypapershrry‘s BFF (REAL) <3
beautypapershrry by niallhoranssidepiece June 4, 2021
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