Beauman 

One who breaks things notoriously such as screen doors. A klutz in other words.

Dude, that's as bad as a Beauman.

Beauman by Koolio Kid May 4, 2008

beauman 

Someone who has no balance whatsoever and can not stand up on a bus and ends up falling on everybody.

Bob: Damnit get off me Jim, we're on a bus for Godsakes!
Jim: Sorry Bob just pulled a Beauman.

beauman by Koolio Kid May 14, 2008

Beauman 

A person with a huge dick

Beauman has a huge dick

Beauman by Anonymous2684 June 10, 2022

rye beaumont

Ryan Leonard Beaumont was the 2nd member of the boyband Roadtrip, his voice is angelic and he is the sweetest and prettiest boi in the world

Why is rye beaumont the prettiest? Genetics.
Why is rye beaumont the sweetest? His little brothers.

rye beaumont by roadie4lyfe October 20, 2018

elise bauman 

a super cute and sweet actress who also loves sinning. she's RIPPED and has great abs. what an angel

"I'd let Elise Bauman bench press me if she wanted to."
"HOLY SHIT I'D DIE FOR ELISE BAUMAN"

elise bauman by #1 elise stan May 13, 2016

BAUMANN BULLDOZER 

The Baumann Bulldozer is a move made for hardcore sexual intercourse. the move goes like this....
You strap your bitch to the wall with chains you then bungee her butthole to spread it as a wide as possible (careful it may tear) after that you stand behind your bitch anywhere from 10 to 125 feet depending on how much power you want to use. you then run full speed and slam your dick into her butthole causing her to take down the wall like a bulldozer.

Me and my wife decided we needed to take down a wall, so I BAUMANN BULLDOZERED THAT BITCH!!

BAUMANN BULLDOZER by guadolupe00 January 16, 2010

Beaumaris Pig 

A person (a 'pig') or group of persons (called a 'boyse'), who (on completion of studies at St Bede's College, usually around Year 10) have taken up such apprenticeships as plumbing, brick-laying or anything similar.
They believe above anything else that they are God's gift to women, and unashamedly announce their self-proclaimed wealth (existant or not) to anyone they think they are better than.
Someone that is not your friend, but is believed to be a friend of one of your friends can be referred to as "your pig".

The Beaumaris Pig enjoys social occasions and celebrates the end of the night by ritually vomiting over someones car (generally the driver's side door handle). Obviously they see that no apology is necessary as such renegade actions are expected of a 'pig'.
A 'pig' will attempt to start a fight with anyone or anything and in one particular case, used someone washing their car as a cue to call the 'boyse' because they weren't 'thinking of the bushfires'.
They refer to persons from the capital of New South Wales as 'Sydney cunts', and although the majority of people around Australia have greater intelligence than the 'pig', a 'pig' (in front of his 'boyse') will never admit defeat.

Beaumaris Pig by givemefacetime February 25, 2009