beats my meat 

a different way of saying, "beats me" but in a way of also describing masturbation

danny: where is the nearest mcdonalds from hear, siri?
siri: beats my meat

beats my meat by white firecracker April 20, 2017

Beats My Meat 

An unprofessional way to say ‘beats me.’ Mainly used when prompted with a question you have absolutely have no knowledge in.

Origin: Whittier, CA

Chris: “hey Jorge, who drives that shitty lookin RSX”
Jorge: “shiiiit, beats my meat”

Beats My Meat by Memebooois May 16, 2022

Skeet skeet beat my meat 

Only used by true meme Lords as a way to communicate the masterbation

Skeet skeet beat my meat *whips*

Skeet skeet beat my meat by Urdadsgay February 23, 2019

beat my meat 

To Masturbate, Jack off, choke your chicken

"what you doin?"

"Beatin my meat"

beat my meat by Michael Hawkins April 8, 2005

Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat 

When you are about to beat your meat so hard, you say "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat" before beating it. This will guarantee a better experience when nutting. If you say it just before nutting, it will enhance the experience to the point that you will feel the heavenly experience for up to a week

Jack: *Opens up 420GB 'Homework' folder*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*

Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat by J4ckStyp3 June 16, 2018

I beat my meat to squid porn

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS

I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf

I beat my meat to squid porn by Fig boy December 7, 2018

Beat my meat 

The act of masturbation but in different words to supposedly make the word sound less weird or awkward

Friend: Hey dude, watcha doin' up at 3:00am in the morning?
Other Guy: I'm up to beat my meat
Friend: Haha, yeahh....

Beat my meat by Fugma Balls August 25, 2018